Salty Bird

(1)The launching of a load of semen, from a hotel balcony onto the unsuspecting sunbathers at the pool below.

(2)Also may be called a salty bird when a partner goes down to the ground level and waits with mouth open to receive the "meal", such as a baby bird would do.

OPTIONAL: Bird calls may be given before or during ejaculation to signal the event. Preferrably a loud crow like "KA KAW" to draw attention upward.

Dude, what a great pool party yesterday. I flew a salty bird onto that new hottie next door from Dave's balcony up on four.

Hey man, me and my girl stayed in some fancy hotel last weekend for her birthday. She got so hammered, she let me launch a salty bird to her from our patio.

by Manthorn March 4, 2009

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Salty Dragon

A Salty Dragon occurs when, upon receiving oral sex, immediately before ejaculation a man sticks the tip of his penis against the opening of his partners nostril and proceeds to ejaculate into her sinus cavity. This causes her to leak semen from her nose like a salt breathing dragon.

Person 1: Why does Ariella keep wiping her nose? Is she sick?
Person 2: No bro, I just gave her a salty dragon
Person 1: Damn, she'll be sneezing out your load for a month!

by AlaskanSnowShoeWHORE July 15, 2009

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Chinese Safety Goggles

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.

John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."

by Brain the Great January 28, 2010

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