The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

by milimo June 11, 2011

cunt fucking priest

A priest who indefinitly fucks a cunt...

Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion

"The new leader of that church down the road is a cunt fucking priest"

"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"

by Rob, not a cunt fucking priest May 2, 2006

prieee

another word for beautiful

Shley is so priiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Tara May 11, 2004

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007

presentate

to present, according to Heather.

Heather: "god, i really don't want to presentate in english today."

by baketucci May 16, 2011

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

Presesh

Short for 'Pre-session', the session of drinking before going out to party or club. Generally held at a friends house, to get drunk and hang out before going out.

'You going to the city tonight for Jeremies Birthday'?
'Yeah man, presesh at Nathan's house too'
'Awesome I'll be there'

by Mickky October 14, 2008