cactus nuts

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.

Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!

by benzo11 November 14, 2006

Total Nuts

1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.

2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.

"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"

"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."

by Sweet Action April 4, 2009

buttery nutsack

A delicious shot made up of 1 part tequila, 1.5 parts of amaretto and 1.5 parts of butterscotch schnapps.

Last night we were downing buttery nutsacks until we couldn't see tsraight.

by rays11fan June 22, 2010

these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.

Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.

by namatt February 28, 2017

All Sorts of Mixed Nuts

A phrase used to describe a mentally unsound or flat-out crazy individual.

Steve: "Did you watch the GOP debate last night?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, Michele Bachmann is all sorts of mixed nuts."

by Karen123451 November 9, 2011

sneaky nuts

(noun) The practice of secretly showing one or both testicles while standing in the background of a photo. Can be either the through-zipper or above-trousers type.

Made famous by Nathan in the Chris Lilley comedy Angry Boys.

Nath's got this new thing he does, it's called sneaky nuts. Fucking classic. Stands in the back of a photo, rips out one ball, sometimes two. Sometimes through the zipper, other times above the trousers. He tends to mix it up a bit so you never know what you're gonna get. Fucking brilliant Nathan is.

by doc brown April 21, 2011

nutscaping

The act of capturing the most beautiful of vistas with a camera pointed backwards through your legs at such an angle as to capture the aforementioned view with a tasteful hint of scrotum in the blurry foreground.

Tommo : "I just love Blackpool tower."
Dave : "Yeah, we so gotta nutscape the view"
Both turnaround, drop their kecks, bend forward, position their camera thru their legs capturing the splendiferous Blackpool tower garnished with a hint of scrotum to the right. Beautiful nutscaping,

by thesilvercloud December 28, 2015