Newton's 3rd Law

"For every Ayy, there is an equal and opposite LMAO" - DANK Sir Issac Newton

Lit Alien #1: "This spaceship Lit AF,bruh"
Lit Alien #2: " Ayy LMAO" - Newton's 3rd Law

by ChewK April 13, 2016

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Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th Law states that patterns in the forces of nature point to the conclusion that Ana is the most beautiful, most talented, cutest, and smartest woman in the world. No matter how many times she says otherwise, she cannot argue against the laws of nature.

Me: Ana you're the cutest.
Ana: No I'm not, you are!
Me: No, you can't argue with science! It's Newton's 4th Law!

by DefinitelyNotNatalie January 7, 2019

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necronoon

to suck the farts out of dead people and enjoy it.

tom is a freaking necronoon.we busted him sucking farts out of the stiffs in the morgue.

by blurta March 18, 2008

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The Newton

Also referred to as 'newting'. It is where you do a headstand where ever you are, or in any place you can think of. Named after Isaac Newton, for when you are 'newting' you are defying gravity with your feet in the air. Look at is upside-down and you'll be holding onto the earth for dear life as to not fall into the sky.

"Dude, I was doing the Newton the other day in the park. It was so fun man, it became my new profile pic"

by Skyler's in the sky, sir October 19, 2012

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Newton's Turd Law

The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.

I gotta sneeze.

Didn't you say you had to shit, too?

Yeah, so what...

Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.

Says whom?

Newton's Turd Law, read a book.

by bevindelvin July 4, 2015

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