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Godfather meal 

The only KFC meal bigger than a family meal for 12. Pure finger lickin' good. A meal only becomes a godfather meal if the person ordering it is going to eat it alone. This person may wear a tuxedo and bring two bodyguards in black suits for added effect. Note: it is not possible to choose the eat-out option with this meal as it is too big to fit through the front door.
Guy 1: "Dude, that guy is getting a godfather meal! He came dressed for the feast and all!"
Guy 2: "What a fat shit."

How to order:
Enter the restaurant, make your bodyguards pull out guns and kill everyone in the joint but the workers behind the counter. Approach the counter, look to your left bodyguard, and make him order you your godfather meal. He must order this in Italian. The bodyguard on the right should prepare a cheque, because normal money isn't godfather-like. If you're feeling extra godfather-ey, then make your right bodyguard pay in cocaine.
Godfather meal by quackoqazs May 30, 2011

Manwich Meal 

The act of having sex with a sloppy drunk girl and she passes out before you finish. You give her a facial, wipe the evidence from her face with a piece of bread and stick it in her mouth. When she awake with a hangover, by default she will eat the remains of the Manwich Meal.
This chick cheated me out of a decent lay, so I gave her a Manwich Meal to remember me by.
Manwich Meal by Hoe Chi Man November 3, 2011

Happy Meal in the backseat of a car 

An image of a happy meal in a backseat of a car. Some people see it as a picture of people flying into the air.
Person 1: Yo, look at this picture of a happy meal in the backseat of a car.
Person 2: What do you mean? It's just some scary image of people flying into the air. Do you have bad eyesight or something? Do you want me to take you to the eye doctor?

Mix-Em Up Meal 

A type of meal, popularized by the Jewish student community in Philadelphia, in which strangers are randomly thrust together and forced to communicate, and even, dare I say, become friends. Most helpful for the shy and unpopular, but fun for all.
On April 9, the Jewish Grad Network is throwing a Mix-Em Up Meal. I'm going because I like meeting small groups of people in controlled environments!

after every meal

a phrase used to describe something that is done very often, modeled after "Floss your teeth after every meal."
Tod's mom hates having hair on her legs so she shaves after every meal.

That girl is the school slut, she has sex after every meal.
after every meal by Dashaun94 March 20, 2012

fourth meal

The meal between dinner and breakfast.
Made popular by Taco Bell in their comercials.
Hungry? Maybe it's time for FOURTH MEAL!!!
*cheesy thumbs up*
fourth meal by Tamerica July 7, 2006