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level 0

When somebody is so bad at something, they're not even on level 1 status.

This term is usually used for newbies who have just started something for the first time, and are extremely bad at it.
Guy 1: I can pick up girls easily.

Guy 2: bruh, you're such a level 0, when it comes to picking up girls.
by apoptartmofo June 2, 2015
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doodle level

The measuring scale for determining how boring a specific class is based solely on the amount, size and complexity of doodles in one's notebook. Usually measured from little hearts, stars and other geometric shapes (lowest) to complete civilizations and detailed replicas of museum pieces (highest).
Yesterday in History of the Middle Ages the doodle level was critical, I swear I almost drew the freaking Mona Lisa.
by outlaw pr October 12, 2010
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Next Level Chillin

Chillin' in your boxers, plain and simple.
Yo dude I was next level chillin all day yesterday
by 313_nig June 18, 2011
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Multi Level Marketing

Person 1: I got offered a position at an multi level marketing company, should I take it?
Person 2: Probably not. MLMs are scams. You'll most likely overwork yourself with a minimum wage salary.
by RandoBitch April 11, 2023
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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Level-o-matic

A RPG player that only wants to raise his level, without enjoying the history and other game's features. Also known as upper.
That dude is level-o-matic.
by gianop February 18, 2007
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Level 12

So you drunk you cant stand, its hard to focus, you have already vomited drank more and vomited again. There is a change that anyone could get a little action from you and a huge change your wake up next to someone you don't know.
Events where you might reach level 12 include:
Camping
Birthday
Monday
Concert
Hockey game
Superbowl
Parting because your girl friend of 12 years become pregnant by another man
by slamber June 11, 2010
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