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Learing

(noun)
1. A suspiciously low-quality or phony “learning center” (often misspelled on the sign as “Lear ing Center”) that receives millions in taxpayer-funded childcare subsidies while showing no signs of actual children or educational activity.
Coined from the infamous Quality Learing Center in Minneapolis, spotlighted in viral investigations amid Minnesota’s massive Somali-linked welfare fraud scandals, where such centers allegedly serve more as cash grabs than places for kids to learn ABCs.

(verb) to lear
To fraudulently bill the government for nonexistent services, especially in childcare or nutrition programs, while barely pretending to operate.
“That empty building getting $4 million in grants? Total learing scam – no kids, no learning, just learing the system.”

“They were learing millions from the state before the feds shut it down.”
by Junkstory January 1, 2026
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Learing

When you can't spell learning but you open a daycare anyways for learning.
"dude I'll catch you later, gotta go pick up my kid from the quality learing center in little Mogadishu"
by False prophet Muhammad January 2, 2026
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Learing

The act of scamming someone via a Minnesota daycare.
Can I enroll my son Joey in this Quality Learing Center?
by Chudcel January 15, 2026
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Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings
If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.
by babyzorilla May 13, 2009
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Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving
Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.
by babyzorilla May 13, 2009
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Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.
I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!
by 367squadron June 24, 2011
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sheep-leading

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.
Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."
by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012
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