Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)

Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare

by Kaylenn April 11, 2020

Junk Pouch

Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.

Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!

Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.

by Bill Arther November 5, 2012

punk of the junk

when your boyfriend is being a punk and a junk at the same time.

boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"

by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013

Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

junk cup

A greeting whereby individuals gently cup each other's genitals with no ostensible sexual intent.

"A high five did not fully express the power of our friendship so now we junk cup instead."

by DoctorPotato September 25, 2011

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.

by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010