gurt

random dude off of tiktok who literally is so unfunny

friend: “yogurt”
gurt: “yo wsg”
Or
Gabriella: “im sad”
Jake: “I hope you feel better”
Gabriella: “Thanks so much I appreciate you”
Jake: “Of course!”
gurt:”yo”

by mariah the scientist fan September 30, 2025

gurt

gurt = yo tends to just pop out of nowhere, uncalled on.

*additionally, ghurt = yo (negative form)

fan: “stay hydrated”
hydrated: “i’m not going anywhere”
going anywhere: “yeah ur not, i am”
hydrated: “no im hydrated”
no: “nice to meet you”
you: thanks
gurt: yo

by dingdongdoorbell April 25, 2025

Gurt

Basically, it’s when you say yo gurt, gurt would say yo, and this is the name of the guy who says yo.

Yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Justgivemeanunusedpseudonym May 29, 2025

naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

To be sarcastic all the time like Colin.

Carson: What should we do? Seth: Let's go outside and be stupid. Carson: But it's raining outside. Seth: Sorry I was being Colin.

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

by zfzfsafs May 29, 2025

Gurt

"Gurting or Gurt is an ironic slang term and spinoff of the "Gurt: Yo" meme that means doing something that's very smart but also very dangerous, which is a reference to the "What They're Doing Is Very Smart but Also Very Dangerous" meme."

Source: Know Your Meme

"Yo IKIAB, your Gurting right now

by phbz May 9, 2025

gurt

gurt. the gurt we always greeted but he never responded back.

yogurt!

gurt: yo!

by ElvisPretzel July 16, 2025