Flood Of Pain

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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'ARGH FECK WHY '
'AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN'

by TheDNAofthesoul October 5, 2022

FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.

Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.

by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load

God: I'm going to unleash the great flood

by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015

Flomp

Derived from the typo of "glomp", to flomp means to hug
someone in a hump-like manner

"I going to Flomp you."

"OMG are you flomping me?"

"Thats even worser than the time my sister accidentally flomped me."

by ape911 June 20, 2009

Flood Tide

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood

I was flood tide after that shwoo shwoo(?) - anyone?

by StephWicce December 15, 2008

Floo Network

In the Harry Potter books, it's what wizard use to get from place to place. They throw some Floo Powder into their fireplace and say the name of the location in which they wish to travel. This is not the only form of transportation though, as wizards also use Apparition, Portkeys, and Broomsticks, flying Ford Anglia cars, flying motorcycles, and Thestrals.

Let's use the Floo Network to get to Diagon Ally today. I'm too lazy to apparate.

by HP FAN. August 1, 2011

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn December 12, 2008