Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
by wotah January 8, 2015
Get the Dump and Bumpmug. When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.
by 7 flusher November 12, 2013
Get the island dumpmug. After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
by RGman June 9, 2010
Get the Victory Dumpmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
Get the Stump Dumpmug. 
A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
Get the Laptop Dumpmug. An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013
Get the Lumptee Dumpmug.