dirty dave

When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.

I quit my job today.

Why?

I dirty daved this girl at work.

by Sean Mcdaniel August 30, 2006

Davenport Assumption High School

A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.

ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.

by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011

me mate dave

he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)

me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd's before they're even out in the cinema!

by Jo Osborne April 27, 2006

Perri Davenport

She is a very loved and beautiful girl who is very sensible and smart.

I feel like a queen, it must be how Perri Davenport feels!!!

by Dean December 17, 2004

Dave Ryan

Some ass-hat who has a radio show. He is quite old, but still manages to talk endlessly. Dave also has a second personality, in which he is gay and has a few recordings of proof. His show is on KDWB, and if you don't believe the quotes find them on his website. He is also responsible for much of the population of any U.S. city.

"I took a shower with your dad and we both enjoyed it" - Dave Ryan
"I like boys, more specifically twinks" - Dave Ryan

by Chris Houlihan January 9, 2012

Dave and Bambi

A “Friday Night Funkin” Mod by MoldyGH.

Ducklin:“Hey Jonathan, have you played Dave and Bambi?”
Jonathon:”Yeah! It’s so C O R N”

by MoldyGH May 20, 2022

(to) dave

when a guy furiously texts, hangs out and calls a girl with every intention from both parties to do naughty things to each other but nothing actually happening. Dave conversations can include phrases like "we should go out", "do you want to make out after fifth period today", and "of course I have feelings for you... lust yeah thats one of them". Daving will usually last several months and is not a weekend thing. Some Davers have recorded one hundred thousand text messages to a girl with still no action taking place. Daving can develop into a sport among fellow Daves.

Dude i met this girl at a party last night. I'm so going (to) dave that.

by esrouc fo (read backwords) October 4, 2010