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Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023
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Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014
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Cluster-Flock

When multiple dickheads flock into a certain, place, fandom or hobby, transforming it into a clusterfuck of assholery. They will then anally rape it until it is sore, rotten and a genuinely bad place for everyone.
Joe: Did you see what the SJW invasion did to Marvel Comics?
Rex: Yeah. Once they began cluster-flock to it, it was only a matter of time.
by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk March 12, 2018
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grill cluster

A piece of poop that joins a bunch of hairs together at your butt hole. See also klingon and dingleberry.
Removing that grill cluster from my ass was a painful experience.
by Ralph Crammedin June 11, 2006
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Oakleaf Cluster

Oakleaf Cluster refers to a mans ball sack or nuts.

Genitalia
I love it when she holds my Oakleaf cluster when I toss a wad.
by TrialbyTested February 26, 2011
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Cluster of Horribleness

A particularly poorly thought out plan or design.
How would you describe the urban sprawl encompassing the city? A cluster of horribleness.
by ridelugged January 1, 2010
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Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster
I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard
by Willy838383 January 20, 2020
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