Clusterous

A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.

Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”

Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”

Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that”

by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023

Clusterize

to group things together in an aesthetic way (and in the mind of an Italian)

We need to clusterize the images of these cute puppies and share them with our manager for review.

by Isa91 July 9, 2019

Clusters

A collection of objects of any sort.

Good clusters are hard to find, puss.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

Cluster fuck

when a super sentai combination (mainly ultimate combination) looks like it was a last minute decicion from toei and it looks like a massive cluster of various peices from the show/toy line connected in various random spots on the main combination body

"Engine oh G12 is a cluster fuck"
"You saw how many peices god king ohger had? That was a cluster fuck for sure"

by Engine Oh G12 December 1, 2023

Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.

"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023