Cluster fuck

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018

cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.

No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.

by Mzmoli July 31, 2017

cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.

Congress, what a cluster situation.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014

Clusterize

to group things together in an aesthetic way (and in the mind of an Italian)

We need to clusterize the images of these cute puppies and share them with our manager for review.

by Isa91 July 9, 2019

Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.

Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?

by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023

Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.

Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"

by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014