lol cheat

Somebody who constantly types 'lol' into a chat when they aren't actually laughing.

Dude, he 'lols' so much I know he's a total lol cheat.

by cutcopypaste February 5, 2009

Cheat Codes

1.Special Codes that only losers/pussies use when they suck to much to play the game how it was made to be played.

Rex: hey Jim i just got to level 30!

Jim: thats because you used Cheat Codes, PUSSY!

or

Bob: well shoot, im stuck, and i lack the confidence in my sexuality to continue this game without using Cheat Codes.

Rex: hurray! cheat with me bob!

now bob and rex are dead.

by AnonymousHippopotamus November 20, 2006

Cheating Barrista

The type of woman that claims to work 12 hours a day yet finds time for frequent girl's night outs resulting in lying or cheating while rejecting intimacy with their real life partner of 7 years. Commonly have short trendy haircuts and exhibit a tendency to wear red.

That cheating barrista came home at 5 hours late and drunk, at 2 in the morning again.

by XXX666 February 21, 2009

Pre-Cheating

The act of purposely flirting with someone even though you are currently in a relationship.

Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"

by Vance Freeman December 24, 2010

Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.

Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018

cheat meat

1) Dieter person who uses meat as their cheat item
2) When you’re searching for external meat products
3) Based off the Landjägger sausage from Europe, a cheat meat is your fuel to continue hunting
4) The person you're cheating with

I was exhausted in the woods and lonely, so I went for my cheat meat to give me energy to continue on.
-or-
I can't believe you're still using that cheat meat.

by MeatSteakGermanMeat June 15, 2018

macro cheating

Macro Cheating is getting as far as you can sexually with a person without swapping bodily fluids while in another sexual partnership or relationship. Can also be considered a non-ethical non monogamous situation (depending on who you ask).

Suzie was macro cheating on Mel. Mel forgave her because they did everything but swap fluids.

by Sharingmytruthpod April 24, 2023