A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
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In latinamerican countries it's used sometimes as a derogatory insult, sometimes just for fun.
In latinamerican countries it's used sometimes as a derogatory insult, sometimes just for fun.
Juan de la Costa is wrong, they call everyone cerote, not only mexicans.
Aztec warrior is wrong, nobody would try to get respect imitating Mexicans, funniest thing I ever heard.
Aztec warrior is wrong, nobody would try to get respect imitating Mexicans, funniest thing I ever heard.
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Man 1: Bro my mom just got diagnosed with a brain tumour
Man 2: Now that, is a certified subarashii moment
Man 2: Now that, is a certified subarashii moment
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Get the certified subarashii moment mug.when an individuals who lives in an area described as "the hood", typically low income area populated by blacks and latinos, when that individual is sentenced to prison, when he comes back out into society he has earned additional street cred.
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
Tyrone: Yo dawg, I heard T-Bone is back tryna get his hustle on.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
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Get the Cerritos College mug.Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
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