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Gwano Blitz

Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.
Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.
by Hurricane00 July 18, 2006
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blitz

When someone calls doorknob after a fart the person calls blitz to fight back the game only end when one of the 2 persons touches a doorknob
Phil : spews gas out of his assshole

Nick: doorknob you sick fuck
Phil: saffeee/ (nick cutting phil off) to late you big dumb bitch!

Phil:"blitz"
Nick and phil beat the shit out of each other until one of them crawls to a doorknob to get a blowjob from Phil's mother and to end the game
by Girlypleaser July 28, 2017
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Blitzing

When two or more people are engaged in an arguement or a fight.
"Yo man, a couple of fools are blitzing down by the park. Ya wanna see?"
by Phoenix March 11, 2003
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Blitzkrieged

Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.
"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"

"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."
by Lt Frosty January 16, 2009
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Bitz

Bitz: (n): langauge or origin greek american: bitch or slut, a promiscious woman who lacks ethics morals or class (2) a guy who is a crybaby (3) see Malakas
-Look at that bitz she needs to get assfucked.

-I took that bitz out for dinner and she didn't even blow me.
by Kosta A. April 27, 2006
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sana mana ounce scounce blitz

a really funny saying that people at my old job used to pass the time, i dont know or have any idea where the fuck it came from, just someone with a really fucked up imagination, its often done with waving hands in front of the face at the same time
YO man guess what?!, what?, sana mana ounce scounce blitz, ::waves hands in front of face:: hahaha
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
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Blitzed

This means that you are so fucking high! You have smoked at least 5 joints, and some blunts(ya!!)...It Just means that you are so high! Live On!
420,
The High Society!
Yo, I'm so Blitzed!
Fuck..I'm A Blitzted Out Bitch!
Punk Ass Blitzer!
by Jenny September 26, 2004
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