Beard Hag

A woman who will only be with bearded men.

She married a lumberjack since she was a beard hag.

by Dennis the ginger beard February 16, 2009

beaver beard

When a womans pubic hair grows in thickly not only above her vagina but also around the sides and across her taint.

I was going to go down on Sally but she was totally rocking a beaver beard.

Crabs would be in heaven in this girls pants, her beaver beard is like a luscious forest.

by peznux January 22, 2008

ZZ Top beard

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

denial beard

Something transgender people in denial do to try to prove to themself that they're not transgender.

I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.

by happycookie July 14, 2018

beaded curtain

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

beadies

herbal-type cigarettes that have no filkter or papers and are rolled in leaves and tied with a string. come in different flavors, are bought at Hemptations etc.

"dude, no weed? oh well, i brought some beadies"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Beadle Claw

A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.

The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.

The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'

Scott: Neil - that dude is giving you the Beadle Claw in the photo!

by Pervos September 12, 2005