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Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.
Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019
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What's the scheweppes?

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.
What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?
by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020
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Whole Lotta Red Day

December 25 is worldwide Whole Lotta Red Day. on December 25 2020 released Playboi Carti Whole Lotta Red, Carti his best project. we need to forget christmas
What are you doing with christmas?
Me: christmas? it’s world wide Whole Lotta Red Day, we gonna stream that!
by xoxdewy December 23, 2021
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Monkey Whacker

The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.
Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.
by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
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Slick Whack

When something initially appears necessary or enticing to an individual, but ends up being whack, or a waste of time.
Person 1: "Yo did you go to class to today?"
Person 2: "Yeah but all we did was look at the syllabus, shit was slick whack."
by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018
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show you where the ocean is

The act of killing someone. To then dispose of the body in the ocean
im gonna show you where the ocean is, you studio gangsta
by PaJeffTheDon January 16, 2009
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friend third wheel

Like third wheeling a couple but so much worse because they're not actually in a relationship. You find yourself drifting apart from your best friend as they get a new bff even though they pretend you are still friends and try to keep up the pretence by inviting you with them sometimes. But even when you are with them you feel like they would be happier without you there. You wish your old bff friend would notice how you feel and you would become as good friends as you were before but inside you know that will never happen.
*you, your old bff friend and their new bff are walking together. There talking about plans for next weekend and what they did last weekend; neither of which you were are invited to* I feel like a friend third wheel right now.
by Oggi March 1, 2015
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