Low Snatch-esteem issues

When a woman thinks her man/significant other is so hot that every person they come across wants to have sex with them.
You have a case of Low Snatch-esteem issues when you feel the need to text or call your spouse non-stop and accuse them constantly of wanting to have sex with every woman they come in contact with.
by Observerdav July 28, 2010
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Living daddy issues

From the MHA/My Hero Academia fandom and memes. This stands for the character: Shoto Todoroki
Person 1: Hat who do you want to cosplay as
Person 2: Ummm living daddy issues

Person 1: Oh ok
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i need my issue

It means the person is really horny; they want to f*ck asap
"Baby I need my issueright now"
by spacekatt March 18, 2018
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Same Issue, Different Tissue

The same old shit occurring from the same old shitty people!
That slut bag WHORE banged my skinny, faggot boss. Same issue, Different Tissue!
by Jeffrey Olivo August 22, 2015
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Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.
Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.
by Adelemoney March 31, 2020
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More Issues Than Vogue

When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.
Girl: "ugh there's so much homework and errands"
Boy: "wow, you must have more issues than vogue"
Girl: "I know right!"
by beep bop 55 January 10, 2015
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i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap
by spacekatt March 18, 2018
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