Minecraft sweats

People that haven't seen nature of earth in their entire lifetime.

mom: LETS GO OUT AND PLAY!
Minecraft Sweats: NO I WANT TO KISS JAMES CHARLES!!! FUCK YOU
mom: i adopted the wrong kid.

by minecraftgamer69pornhub.com January 27, 2021

Stealing All The Sweet And Sour

To excel. To succeed beyond the norm.

"Another home run for Miguel Cabrera? That guy is stealing all the sweet and sour."

by platypusman1968 September 4, 2013

Sweet Potato Orange

One of the five basic turd colors. This is probably the most common of turds, having the correct amount of bile (thus its "Sweet Potato" coloring) making for easy passage. Eating large quantities of carrots or acorn squash can almost assuredly guarantee you a Sweet Potato Orange the next morning.
Also see: Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green, Ruttabaga Red

To his surprise he went to fart a fart but dropped a Sweet Potato Orange in his britches.

AHHH, I'm feeling healthy today, just dumped myself a nice Sweet Potato Orange.

The smell of Sweet Potato Orange permeated the house.

by NCKnobster March 16, 2011

Sweet Cheeks

A girl that has a curvaceous backside, it's so voluptuous that you just want to rub your face all in it.

Wow, Kasey's got some sweet cheeks, I just want to rub butter all over them and eat them all up.

by EPaulD October 31, 2010

pork sweats

a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.

Man I really have the pork sweats.

by hello123!@# December 27, 2009

sweet chauncey

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.

Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.

by Torts sucks December 7, 2004

The Sweats

when one tries to hold in their shit for so long they begin to sweat and shake with effort so they don't shit their pants.

many men have gotten "The Sweats" on long road trips. Sweating and shaking with effort while friends laugh at their anxiety, people with the sweats pray to heaven that there is a bathroom up ahead.

by Richard001 December 21, 2008