seplunking

the act of female masturbation.

seplunking makes me hot and bothered.

after seplunking, my stalactites were dripping.

by The Girl That Wants To Go Home With You December 10, 2008

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by clegg April 21, 2008

Splurking

The act of fondling/flicking a girl's bean after it has been lavished in her juices.
(rubbing a wet clit)

Girl: Remember last night when you where splurking me?
Guy/Girl: Yeah?
Girl: Can we do that again?

by Tsumino January 20, 2016

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

spelunking

A common form of drug use, popular among high school and college students. The experience begins with intense and continuous laughter, followed by loss of awareness, and finally delusions.
See drugs, hyphy

Boy: Man I am so spelunking right now.
Girl: You think you're spelunking, I am the one who is spelunking.

by ILikeFeet December 14, 2008

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010