SIMI

Self Inflicted Masterbation Injury, the term used for injuries during self pleasure.

do You know how he got a black eye?

I heard he had a SIMI

by Buddah61 October 15, 2018

Simi

Books are like true friends

keep the good ones close to you Simi

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Simi fat cunt

A fat man

Simi fat cunt is a fat man who likes to Rub tits and flick clit on BBW’s

by Simi fat man April 30, 2019

Shmitty

Shitty Smith. A crappy member of the Smith family. A loud and proud ignorant person. Used in Mt. Pocono region for stupid people.

Sarcastically, Wise words shmitty!

Shmitty says its ok to bang your sister as long as you dont let it fly.

by northeastnarrator December 1, 2019

Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.

When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.

by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019

Shmittle

A form of reduplication of the word "Little" (Shm-reduplication)

That is so shmittle!

by Shmittle Guy April 30, 2020

similar exposure

The phenomenon of being in the same party as Aunty Mirji, piss drunk, and making successful, flirtatious or understandable conversation with her. (Not valid if vomiting occurs in the said process)

"Hitting on you needed three years of similar exposure for confidence"

by therealsmoochcriminal July 2, 2020