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scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
by Yoda September 23, 2003
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scoop

to acquire illicit drugs (i.e. heroin) on the street-corner.
"I was jonesin' and it took forever to scoop."
by shady bill August 2, 2004
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sclott

A name given which derives from Daubhill, Bolton for marijuana leaves rolled into a cigarette for smoking
Oi Wots the sclott sayin.
by 2Tecz May 22, 2006
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saclops

A derogatory term for a human male with only one testicle.
Johnny lost a nut in that accident, he's a saclops now.
by 1001001 December 31, 2007
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scoopability

joe: damn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son
by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010
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scoopalicious

when something someone has just told you sounds tight as shit, especially when its a friday night and the party you're at sucks ass.
Bro 1: bro... katey just txtd me bout this sick party over in the mdub, this shit is scoopalicious!

Bro 2: dude... CAR. NOW.
by okcsucksass December 6, 2010
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scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)
I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..
by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011
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