mayonnaise sandwich

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021

Sandwich Bagging

The act whereby a sandwich bag is placed in close vacinity while you masterbate. Once near completion the sandwich bag is placed over the penis to allow for a quick and easy clean up.

Stephen - "Liam, we seem to be getting low on sandwich bags!!"

Liam - "Yeah my bad, i've been sandwich bagging like a motherfucker recently. Think Adam might be getting involved as well??"

by ...........???................. May 8, 2008

Pocket Sandwich

When a guy and a girl have sex while only opening their pants enough to "gain access." Used when privacy is limited to areas of very little space. (Done wearing pants, not the same as upskirt)

Dude, I went to this party and me and this girl totally made a pocket sandwich in the closet!

by MeBarkes March 28, 2009

ultimate sandwich

5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. Comes with a bucket with ranch on the side. It's taste could drive a lesser man insane, it's made from 30,000 separate grains. It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain. A shit ton of chicken, a dick load of ham, one explosion of clams, time to fuck her with yams. Now just add Panther, bear meat, and duck, and you got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck... I mean eat.

The ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your passion and make you feel like a man.

by Brainf'ermasterpee January 31, 2015

Blowjob Sandwich

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 1, 2017

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

Ginger Sandwich

A situation in which a person has an older and younger sibling who is ginger. In such cases the ginger siblings are referred to as the ginger bread, while the middle sibling is referred to as unfortunate. In most cases the middle sibling will still show signs of latent gingervitis including pale skin, blue or green eyes, and a complete lack of athletic ability.

Jennifer's unfortunately part of a ginger sandwich, but at least she has a soul.

by floccus April 19, 2010