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Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
by JazzyJews September 20, 2020
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The Simpsons

a family friendly show fit for 7 year old kids :D

Bart: YO HOMER MOM SAYD GETS YOUR FATASS OVER TO THE FLANDERS

Homer: BART! DONT CALL ME THAT

Bart: WHICH ONE "HOMER" OR "FATASS"
by 3lla :D January 14, 2022
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ryder simpson

skullet plays hockey hates life bad marks at school dumb asf
by CoDesanchez April 20, 2022
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brabey Simpsons....

Ur the best at what U do.... S

Should only be replied with ....Johnson's and stuff ( yea I know like av a look)
Ur the brabey Simpsons.... she said to me to witch I looked at her with that full mirror wanker look and said Johnson's and stuff
by trickyZtricks April 13, 2023
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Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)

Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and in this point of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes
May I see the Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)?
No
by SOSOOSOS January 2, 2019
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Maggie Simpson

Little Bart "Crack"
Little Lisa "Crack"
Little Marge "Swoosh"
And the rest "Snowball II, Santa's Little Helper, the TV, and Maggie"
by Iver Johnson August 30, 2004
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Nicole Brown Simpson

the story of a young women who though no fault of her own, tried to move on with her life after a divorce from a psychotic, egotistical, women-beating, little boy and murderer.

Nicole Simpson met O. J. Simpson in June 1977 while working as a waitress at a Beverly Hills nightclub. Brown and Simpson were married on February 2, 1985 They had two children together ( poor kids.) The marriage lasted seven years, during which Simpson pleaded no contest to spousal abuse in 1989 Brown filed for divorce in 1992 citing "irreconcilable differences. On the morning of June 13, 1994, neighbors found the mutilated bodies of Nicole Simpson and her acquaintance Ronald Goldman in the enclosed front courtyard of her condo. Goldman was a waiter at the restaurant Mezzaluna, where Brown and her family had dined that evening. Both Goldman and Brown had been stabbed multiple times. O. J. Simpson was arrested and charged with both murders; he was acquitted of these crimes in a criminal trial. By simply playing the overused "Race card." However, in a subsequent civil trial, he was found liable for the deaths of his ex-wife and Goldman and ordered to pay $33,500,000 to the families of Brown and Goldman, in which in the ten years of their pain, they never received a single dime. There death was the act of a cowardice from a man who deserves everything he's gotten. some say O.J was innocent, although those people are also make up one-forth of the U.S's retard ratio. May Ron and Nicole rest in peace.
Nicole Brown Simpson O. J. Simpson Ronald Goldman Race card murder
by PROUD_BLACK_MAN July 6, 2010
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