twat rod

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003

rod stewart

A very old, decrepid man. He is often shown with women that are way too young for him.... he must pay them a lot. His voice sounds like hell and he ruins a lot of great old songs.

Rod stewart used to be cool when "If ya think i'm sexy" came out. Now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye.

by BobMarley January 14, 2005

shower rod

The act of a male achieving an erection in the shower, either by a sexual fantasy or vigorous cleansing of the penis.

Bob.....Man, I was showering this morning and I got the biggest hard on thinking about Sally.

Jim.....That's nothing, I totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.

Bob....Wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.

by hairtoday_gonetomorrow September 11, 2010

cunt rod

1. simple, easy: a penis (cock, dick, man tool, schlong, vagina tickler, etc.)
2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick-ass to "twat"

1. dude i stuck that bitch with my cunt rod
2. that girl over there? shes a total cunt rod

by cconant13 August 6, 2006

Throat rod

A dick down a throat.

I watched Janis use a large throat rod to satisfy that tickle see has.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Rod Stewart

One of THE sexiest older men that has ever roamed the earth. Although he is in his sixties he is still getting more play than most guys and still sings amazing. Rod Stewart introduced the world to some great songs like Forever Young and Tonight's The Night. Rod Stewart can always set the mood.

One day, when i'm old enough, I am going to marry Rod Stewart.

by BarbieG August 26, 2008

fishing rod

a man penis/dick

a pet names for genitalia

'look at his fishing rod'

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005