Modem-puller

1. One whose only sexual conquest to date is a computer modem.
2. One who uses a modem as an aid to masterbation or wanking.

1. Look at that computer goon, i bet he is a modem-puller.
2. Oh damn, my modem didnt survive me pleasuring myself while watching Captain Janeway. Must give up modem-pulling.

by PistolPete September 24, 2004

rod puffer

female who gives especially good blowjobs. where she like sucks so good where she is inhaling your cock

Brittany puffed my rod so good last night

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

pillow puffer

Someone who's constantly vaping while playing multiplayer games to keep you from watching the screen clearly.
Like throwing a pillow at you to lose concentration.

Derp: I was killing it on Goldeneye mp, Derpina got so mad she started pillow puffing like crazy. My eyes couldnt handle it so I rage quit.
Derpy: I told you she was a pillow puffer man.

by Thatonnee November 23, 2015

Puffer

Someone who wears 3 large, puffy winter coats and when in a locker room takes them off and admits that they are homosexual.

That kid Matt isn't really obese. He's actually a puffer.

How do you know?

We're in P.E. class. In the locker room, he took off his coats and said he was gay.

by dwermerfermerer June 18, 2013

pufferfish

my extremely cute girlfriend, who smokes adorably and looks like a cute little pufferfish.

she smokes like a pufferfish?! lol

by aprils girlfriend June 17, 2009

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Pocket Puller

When a girl pulls the pockets out from under her shorts to look extra slutty.

"Since it's summer all the girls are wearing their short shorts now.
"Oh definitely, they're such pocket pullers!"

i.e. Pocket Pullers' shorts are usually so fabric deficient you can see their booty.

by Bobsedyum April 25, 2010