Protonostalgia

A feeling one gets of being nostalgic for a period of time or place they had never been. Coined by Ryan Norths Dinosaur Comics.

"Aww, man, I have really big feeling of protonostalgia today. I wish I could have been a caveman. I wish I had a club and killed Sabre-tooth tigers. Wouldn't that be sweet?"

by pleiades September 13, 2007

Proon

Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..

Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.

Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.

Example one: Old Woman
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.

Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.

Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!

Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.



Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!

by Obsidian April 23, 2005

prolong

1. to lengthen out in time; extend the duration of; cause to continue longer: to prolong one's stay abroad.
2. to make longer in spatial extent: to prolong a line.

"Where grizzlies do follow through on a charge and actually attack, they will usually bite at the head. The best defense is to lie prone, face down, legs spread to make it harder for the bear to flip you over, and hands gripped around the neck. Normally, once a grizzly is sure you are no longer a threat, it will leave. This is why most wildlife agencies in grizzly country advise that people play dead if attacked. Struggling or fighting back will almost certainly intensify and prolong the attack.

by D-Magnum May 22, 2008

prison syndrome

When you find a group of people (usually a race or nationality) attractive whom you would not normally due to the fact that they're the only show in town. Occurs primarily when you visit another continent, country, or perhaps neighborhood.

Ziad, who usually is not attracted to asians, suffered from prison syndrome during a trip to Hong Kong. He found himself unable control himself after ten days of seeing only chinky eyes and yellow skin.

by Yankee920 August 7, 2008

prison yoked

When a person has a buff, muscular upper body, but skinny chicken legs.

The term originated from the appearance of prison inmates who spend hours lifting weights to build up their chest, back, and arms, but neglect building up their leg muscles entirely.

"Hey man, you can't just only do bench presses and bicep curls in the gym all the time or you're gonna end up looking prison yoked."

"My cousin just got out on parole last night. He looks all prison yoked now.

by smokey707 May 15, 2009

Stanford Prison Experiment

The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.

"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"

by Adam182 August 19, 2019

Prison Sex

The rough, kinky sex that couples have when one of them has been in prison for over 6 months, or when a really horny girl just wants to get off in a short amount of time and treats her man like a sex toy/rag doll. can also take place during congigal visits.

how in the hell did you cause $2000 worth of damage at in that motel room amanda?!?!? and amanda simply replied, prison sex.

by chocolitelamas November 14, 2005