Planker

Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"

by john zebra January 11, 2011

plankpusher

skater, board rider

tony hawk is a fucking plank boarder

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Planking

The act of laying in unusual spaces face down with your body completely straight, usually a sport between various women to see who gets the funniest plank, guess its something women are good at

Did you see chelsi's planking picture yesterday? She was laying in the street and got hit by a car, I guess women arent good at anything.

by Jesus[MuthaFucking]Christ July 19, 2011

Plank

To purposely lie face down with hands and feet together. Usually done in a weird location such as on stairs, vending machines, or cars. The point of this act is to photograph it and place it on FaceBook where it will be marveled at and or laughed at.

Planker: Yesterday I Planked Mr.Booker's desk when he was turned around.

Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?

Planker: Bro, of course i did!!

by RobbieTheFeen October 7, 2011

plank

slang term for Xanax, Alprazolam, benzodiazepine class used to treat anxiety disorders

mr.a)Say fool you got any planks?

mr.b)yeah they hittin 3 for ten

by jcarman October 17, 2006

plink

A drunken mistake.
A child who was born unintentionally while the parents were drunk.

Tom and Stacy got drunk, had sex, and had a plink without knowing.

by Ryan and Jack March 5, 2008

sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

by el_tel September 30, 2007