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Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)
If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking
by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011
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Plank Rape

The act of raping someone while planking.
Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011
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planking

A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023
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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
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Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.
Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.
by CraigEvansEmbo January 9, 2024
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Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face
I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.
by Nightsky December 18, 2022
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