Octopussy

A verb describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.

Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.

by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 21, 2021

OctoPussy

When females put one or more octopus's in her vaginal hole and has a fishy smell.

"Bro, she got octopussy, don't even think about it."

by Lol Mami B November 2, 2021

Octopussies

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

by Obombo February 22, 2022

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.

All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.

by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022

Octopussy

1. An octopus pussy
2. A term that is used to describe a woman, who (mostly after an one-night-stand) doesn't want to break contact and tries to lure you in a relationship while being clingy

Matt: Saw you leaving the party with a hot chick yesterday. How was ist?

Patt: Pretty good, except for the fact, that she now sees more in it than an one-night-stand. Always be calling me, it drives me crazy!

Matt: So a full-on octopussy, huh?

by ThisChick(en) June 29, 2022

octopus

someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus

"You’re an octopus in the online bird community"

by birbocto August 11, 2022