oddity

Something that you will never encounter in 1000 years.

Damn that japanese woman has bigger tits than any japanese woman I've ever seen! That is a definate oddity.

by Jimmy Cruton May 22, 2007

odds or evens

a game played among friends and enemies alike. Player one asks player two to choose between odds or evens. When player two chooses between the two, Player one continues to rip out leg hairs from player two's leg. Player one counts the number of leg hair obtained. If Player two called odds and the number of hairs was odd, the game moves on to player one choosing odd or even. If player two was wrong, he will choose once again between odd or even and then the game will continue until player two has won the round, or until one person runs out of leg hair. In this instance arm hair may become a substitute for leg hair.

Did you see Mike's leg? There is a big clump of hair missing from when we played "odds or evens" last night... I totally beat that towel.

by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007

Oddity's Law

If one or more specific instances of a class of items or persons have a negative quality, all items or persons of that class must be considered to have that same negative quality.

1) There are some bad salespeople; therefore, all salespeople are bad.

2) I once owned a Honda that broke down; therefore, all Hondas are junk.

3) A black person once stole from me; therefore, all black people are thieves.

4) Throwing out the baby with the bath water.

by ArsNorrick November 13, 2003

oddoism

1. An overly logical statement thats added to a conversation which completely baffles the listeners.
2. A random sentence or statement that, when said, confuses and infuriates any person unfortunate enough to hear it, producing the gunshot effect (see 'gunshot effect')

Mike said an oddoism so bad, he made Roger commit suicide last week.

by burnt face February 16, 2007

oddacy

an especially odd or peculiar quality, event or person.

an oddacy could be a girl who likes to count her pieces of cereal before she eats them, some awkward exchange between strangers, or a person's ability to bend his or her thumb backwards.

by lindalou2 March 17, 2009

Oddqwerd

unakwardable, to make undifficult, as in some see as less akward because its only oddqwerd to them

their task was frustrating and akward yet my simple resolve made it seem only oddqwerd, I wish all my sweaty painful days at work would feel relievingly oddqwerd instead of devestating and hateful,

by FishCatcherMan January 24, 2011

Odded

Another way of referring to an an odd-ball, someone who is generally unusual, or odd. It's a bit like Ed Balls (the English politician), but odd. Hence odded, as in Odd Ed.

That new chap who just joined the society is quite clearly odded.

by dj solrac August 2, 2013