Bill Oddie BBC Animal TV Show Presenter And The Complaints Of His Commonly Viewed As Rude & Innapropriate VoiceOvers That He Does On The Shows In Particular When Insects And Birds Are Mating. This Has Created The New Phrase Oddie Porn.
Funsize David Bellamy. Enjoys bothering badgers by jumping out from behind a tree with a flashlight in the middle of the night. Also used to make prank calls to Alan Partridge.
Bill Oddie is a presenter of programmes about wild life on the BBC. He has a fascination with birds.
1) A/The Body.
2) A Penis
1) "i saw this lifeless Bill Oddie in a ditch so i hit it with a stick."
"check the Bill Oddie on that girl!"
2)"i saw this lifless Bill Oddie in a ditch so hit it with a stick"
"check the Bill Oddie on that girl!"
Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.
Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.
Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!
Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.