National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

Moster

Main Entry: Mo·ster
Pronunciation: \ˈmō-stər\
Function: noun
Date: 2010

: pianist, locked in an epic life-or-death struggle with Hanns Eisler

No Hanns will ever stand a chance against the Moster!

by The Excellist May 18, 2010

moseph

An English Cunt normally found trolling the irc.tddirc.net server.

<moseph> Mother fucker... QUIT WHINING ABOUT FUCKING C COMPILER!!!
<MatteWan> i've never laughed so much on irc....... you should install gentoo more often... its hilarious

by mortimus September 21, 2008

mosque

A place where moslems go five times a day to pray to God Almighty.

On Friday, you can see a lot of people in a mosque, because its a Moslem Holy day.

by Sal June 14, 2004

mosher

A mosher is someone who enjoys listening to music (around the metal/rock area) They wear mainly jeans, sometimes skinny, sometimes baggy, and a lot of them wear plimsols. They usually have funky hair, but unfortunately i dont. As you may have guessed, I myself happen to be a mosher, and i am currently wearing grey checked skinny jeans, a brown hoodie (NOT CHAVVY OR PREPPY HOODY) and them bulky plimsol things with straps on. i do not believe in god and totally despise all chavs and preps. :P hope i helped

i cant do an example, every mosher has their own personality.

by a random gal October 31, 2009

mosher

A mosher is often confused with goths, emos, and metalheads but dont be fooled. The term mosher is simply a person who hates chavs and is often found listening to various types of rock or metal music. They usually wear black/brightly coloured clothes along with blue jeans and any kind of shoes that suit the rest of their outfit. Moshers are also known to be quite passive in their approach to life i.e. they will never get involved in a fight unless they are strongly provoked. They do have a rebellion side of them but often they will not aim to break the rules but to simply bend them. They may also tend to hide feelings from others and then release those feelings to rock music instead of to other people.

chav: oi prick, wt kinda crappy ass music is tht?! u shud listen to sum proper r'n'b music with a wikid beat innit
mosher: First of all, i'm not a prick and you are a hypocrite. Secondly, this music is fucking awesome and you only like rap music because you're gay and you want to follow the crowd and their dumbass chart music.
chav: u fuckin wat m8?! i'll bang u out blud!
mosher: Yes, ofcourse you will. I am very scared. (sarcasm)

by YesIAmIndeedAMosher February 21, 2010

Moses

when someone wins an award because of religious reasons they can be called Moses

Yo Jetter really is Moses for that Temple award he won.

by *Big J* March 10, 2022