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Mitch

Mitch is an American name that can possibly be short for Michael or Mitchell. In religious terms, specifically the bible, it means “who resembles god.” Mitch can also be a name used online to describe someone who is chronically online or extremely manipulative.
Aj: “What’s wrong with that guy?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”
by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024
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Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.
I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.
by joshy washy November 28, 2007
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Mitch

"Mitch" is a male version of Bitch
by Idk_what_it_is February 25, 2025
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Mitch

An expression used when your ability to curse is limited and someone is really annoying you
Leave me alone you mitch!
Stop mitching me!
Stop being such a mitch to everyone.
You mitch.
by ZookaV January 26, 2016
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Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!
Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart
by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016
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Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
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