Mitch is an American name that can possibly be short for Michael or Mitchell. In religious terms, specifically the bible, it means “who resembles god.” Mitch can also be a name used online to describe someone who is chronically online or extremely manipulative.
Aj: “What’s wrong with that guy?”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”
by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

by joshy washy November 28, 2007

by Idk_what_it_is February 25, 2025

by ZookaV January 26, 2016

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!
by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
