meith

MILFS named Keith

have you the thew new neighbor he's a meith!

by englishDICKtionary August 11, 2022

Mecht0

the best person to ever exist in badorkbee (better than Tostado_)

guy 1: yooo its Mecht0

guy: that guy is so cool

by MechToes October 19, 2022

Meditoriane

A person who feels unphased by the world, numb to everything but feeling everything. The person usually feels as if space and the cosmos are speeding by their eyes, as if infinite knowledge and power is being granted to them. It usually feels as if someone is lost in space. The person feeling Meditoriane is usually a normal person who hungers with ambition.

Hey, How are you feeling?

I'm feeling Meditoriane today.

by Meditoria November 27, 2022

Meritacoracy

Judging others based on their preferred type of taco. Type of shell, toppings, restaurants, recipes, etc.

Street Tacos = High meritacoracy
Taco Bell = Low meritacoracy

by BroccolateMilk September 25, 2022

Meditating

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.

Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.

by Flunkie October 6, 2022

Merits

Something your wife would offer to husbands by the end of the week. Merits are a great way to motivate husbands, each time a husband receive wife's merit, he would be pumped, so he could make much more money. Merits give by wives can be various things, such as a blow job, boob job or just tongue kissing.

Darreniel:"Every Sunday my wife gives me merits."

by My10InchHandle January 12, 2023

Meditasturbation

A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.

When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.

Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?

Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.

by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023