meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

by Gas passer August 25, 2003

meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 9, 2009

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

Meaty Bite Growl

When your having a shit and stop mid push to let your dog chew it out your arse while you masturbate.

Dude the whore house has closed down maybe I’ll just go have a meaty bite growl

by Big Sword August 16, 2018

Meadowhead

Should be known as Meadowhell. It’s full of lads who think their ard and snakey gals. The gals are orange and their makeup is awful. Their eyebrows are Like slugs not gonna lie

“Did you see that orange girl”
“Ah yeah she goes to meadowhead”

by usnsksnsoswsn June 24, 2019

Madysin

A stubborn but beautiful girl, who dates a lot of people and has had their nudes all over their school but everybody still "loves" her.

Mike: Look there's Madysin! Doesn't she look great today!

by fabulousbeauty01 November 12, 2015

meader

abbreviation of southmeader
used mostly in Bristol (me home town)
but ive herd it up in norfolk too
meanin sum tramp arsed twat who hangs round outside the burned out post office with marlboro umbrellas whatever the weather

shiiit!! theres meaders wes gonna get jacked!
(sed under breathe after bein jacked) fuckin meaders........

by Dinger McCharles June 2, 2004