Masturbate

Masturbating is when you rub your cheesy virgin penis or vagina because your a fucking virgin

Nerdy ass nathaniel: im gonna masturbate because no woman will touch me

Chapter book reading geek sarah: Im gonna masturbate because my boyfriend got lost in my pussy

by Imanasshole123.com November 1, 2025

Masturbate

To masturbate (which is also known as masturbation) is when a man or a woman stimulates their private areas for sexual sensations which provides pleasure and usually eventually causes orgasm and release.

Example 1: Sarah goes into her bedroom, locking her door before she goes to masturbate to porn/a movie on her laptop.

Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.

by Black Cat - 5000 November 7, 2025

methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025

Masturbate

To masturbate is when a man or a woman stimulates their... ahem... private areas for sexual feelings and stimulation, which gives the person a deep sense of pleasure, also known as sexual pleasure.

Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions.

This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes.

Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"*

Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*

Example: Time to go home and masturbate, this is going to be so good.

by Black Cat - 5000 December 10, 2025

Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

by Safali July 25, 2016

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

To Masturbate

An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.

(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)

"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"

by anonymous January 14, 2021