the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

Moses

Has the biggest cock in the world and al the girls love him....big and manly guy and hot as fuck..

moses is so hot

by johnnny mignlish March 30, 2023

moses sumney

peak human. or is he human? who knows i sure don’t.

“oh shit it that moses sumney?”
“yea, bow down (and stream græ)”

by mosessumneyfan22 November 22, 2021

Moses

Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.

Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates

by iamrajmoses May 10, 2022

Nigtor Moses

A nigger from Nigeria that immigrated to the United Kingdom, He’s also a city fan and is obsessed with Erling Haaland, He loves to call other FT users “monkeys” but is probably one of the darkest nigger alive. 👨🏿 🌾🐒🦍🇳🇬

Nigtor Moses, wetin be dis 😭😭🇳🇬🇳🇬

by ftzaIez April 6, 2023

Moses

1) a kid who is always selling
2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever
3) he's a sweat
4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr

"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!"
"oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact"
"YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES"
"MOSES YOU SOLD"
"MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by ChrisCouncilWhyUReadingThis February 5, 2025

Moses, See

Moses, See

Moses, See

by luis artiga June 30, 2022