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moeshit
I HATE moeshit!
moleshit
when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.
me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...
lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.
me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.
lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.
george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...
lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.
me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.
lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.
george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
moleshit by ihatemoles January 2, 2009
Mokshitha
Mokshitha basically is a rare find.
Kind hearted and extremely caring once she knows you.
Also you don’t find her, she finds you.
Can be lazy but actively partying simultaneously. Always up for a drink or two or more.
Humble and respectful towards people around her. Similarly could be fierce and someone you don’t want to be around when she’s not in the right head space.
Looks extremely gorgeous and has sharp features that cannot be ignored.
Will burst out blushing if given a compliment.
She’s a good listener and also observant.
A rare kind you can find. Oh wait only she can find you!
Kind hearted and extremely caring once she knows you.
Also you don’t find her, she finds you.
Can be lazy but actively partying simultaneously. Always up for a drink or two or more.
Humble and respectful towards people around her. Similarly could be fierce and someone you don’t want to be around when she’s not in the right head space.
Looks extremely gorgeous and has sharp features that cannot be ignored.
Will burst out blushing if given a compliment.
She’s a good listener and also observant.
A rare kind you can find. Oh wait only she can find you!
Mokshitha by TRESSPASSER November 23, 2021
moshitis
Any form of injury gained from moshing, especially the serious ones when you can't move your head or a limb for a few days.
moshitis by Will [Neffers] July 18, 2007
meshitsalot
We saw lord meshitsalot riding his horse at full gallop on the way to the public bathrooms. Sir Meshitsalot is famous for frequenting these bathrooms.
meshitsalot by Bad C dev July 26, 2021
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