Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.
by Bitch I am fabulous December 10, 2019
Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!
Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!
Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.
*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*
Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.
*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*
by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019
by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019
is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter T and has lots of friends
by babans April 27, 2019
Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019
Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!
by Fatboy6969 October 01, 2019