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Kyle

A kid who grew up with a fat dad that drinks too much monster and eats to much monster ham, look it up on google, he likes motocross and dirt bikes. He is very boring and likes to dress as an animal. (A furry)
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Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!
Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*
by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019
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Kyle

“Wait isn't Kevin heart and Kanye west the same person”-Kyle 2019
Yes he actually said that
by El Chapo the sexy elpaco January 23, 2020
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Kylee

Tiktok handle probably Kylee1444. Most likely likes a guy named Milo across the alley. Favorite catchphrase is “Do you even want a Christmas present?” Siblings name something like Ayden (middle) Rhyanna (middle shares birthday possibly) Calloway (baby) She weird and probably twerks ALOT!
Kylee is SO weird
by Sushiblike November 29, 2020
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Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019
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Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.
I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday
by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
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