jewdoer

an insult to an idiot who just did something completely futile, ignorant, stupid, ridiculous, etc.

usually, the idiot is your friend.

"You freakin' Jewdoer."

"Because you're a Jewdoer."

by krystal April 5, 2005

jewdad

noun. something that is jewish-related of which you don't know the name

Why does that guy have strings hanging from his shirt? Eh, I dunno; they're jewdads.

by georgem December 15, 2008

jewduh

a unique character who is distiguished by his muted-colored polo, passion for cooking mediterranean food, exotic animals and always bringing home a pair of multiracial girls (has no connection to the Jewish faith)

Guadalupe Luz de la Nevada:
Yeah, let's hang out at Jewduh's

Ming Yue:
Of course, I hope we get some delicious salmon!

by lornaslovesleaves April 3, 2009

Jeweate

Verb
To steal, cheat or otherwise materially take something from another with preconceived mal-intent

"Dammit Ryan, did you just jeweate my sandwich?"

by DRAID April 22, 2009

Jeedos

A pair of Speedos made with denim and the ability to wear a fashionable belt whilst swimming like a fish or dive bombing off the end of a jetty. Also come in a full body suit but not yet sanctioned by the International Olympic Committee.

Jeans + Speedos = Jeedos

'We've just got a new range of stone wash Jeedos in!'

'Bob took to the starting block in a pair of Jeedos complete with a G-Star belt... that's what you call racing with style!'

by OaksUleh July 30, 2009

jewdian

native american jew, part of lost tribes of Isreal. Are entitled to profit from every casino in Oklahoma.

You're like a combination of the millionaire matchmaker and a jew, which makes you a jewdian

by chelebell November 14, 2011

jewel zit

Another name for those nose studs girls get. Ladies who wear this fashion think a small sparkly cubic zirconium zit on their nose is attractive.

Me: Man! I just entered "jewel zit" in Urban Dictionary and I can't figure out a good way to use it in a dialogue.

Jennifer: Yeah. I have no idea. It's not something you talk about everyday.

Me: Right. Except that we're talking about it right now. Why don't I just use this conversation?

Jennifer: Ok. That works.

by daftstrings May 11, 2012