Jankety

Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.

Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
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Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies

Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.

by Sam o_e June 18, 2009

janky

1. stupid or unnecessary acts that have absolutely no justification are considered janky.
2. Being stupid.
3. Stumbling over speech

Damn, that was a janky.
You are a janky mother fucker.
You janked that out.

by Robert Goldman February 18, 2005

Janky eyes

The point in time when you're eyes hang low due to what you've drank and/or smoked

Bruno: "Bro I'm so faded"
Cameron: "Nigga you janky eyes?"
Bruno: "I'm janky as fuck"

by C Powers October 26, 2009

Janky

It works, but it's broken

I need to buy a new stereo to replace that old janky one

by antanime December 6, 2010

Jakey-Pooh

A person who really likes chocolate but can’t have it for 1.5 years, yet secretly eats it without shame.

“You can’t eat chocolate for 1.5 years”
“Oh no, i’m Gonna be just like Jakey-Pooh”

by Jennifer Quintana March 6, 2019

jankyist

more janky then something else, or the most janky

My car is the jankyist. Leslie is the jankyist out of all them hoes.

by Phil12345irish June 5, 2005

Janky

Any form of cloth you blow your load into

Jerking off into a sock "sock = janky"

by Fmackey May 11, 2014