by notpiesreel April 12, 2023
Get the IStumbledTooHardGuys mug.Putting "ist" or "ism" behind every word because it makes you sound cool and it always makes sense.
"She is an expert in dickism"
"He specializes in beerdrinkingism"
"She is an expert in dickism"
"He specializes in beerdrinkingism"
dickism (istism)
coolism (istism)
hashtagist (istism)
lovingmoneyist (istism)
beerdrinkingism (istism)
wastypantsist(istism)
shittyism (istism)
clitorist (istism)
coolism (istism)
hashtagist (istism)
lovingmoneyist (istism)
beerdrinkingism (istism)
wastypantsist(istism)
shittyism (istism)
clitorist (istism)
by jm'sgirl September 25, 2012
Get the istism mug.Strong last name. Usually the men in this family tree are fighters. Strong men. Independent and passionate, protective and jealous over their wives. They can usually be found fishing or in the woods playing in the mud. They always find their soulmate. The women are enduring and faithful. It’s usually pronounced: Ist-tree.
by Mister Magnificent October 5, 2017
Get the Istre mug.A very tall model-like boy who loves to drink and get wasted with his friends. When drunk he occasionally messes around with both guys and girls, but never remembers the next morning.
"Have you seen the new kid Istvan?"
"Yeah! He's totally hott, but why was he making out with both Hayley and Mark last night?"
Yeah Istvan is such a player!
"Yeah! He's totally hott, but why was he making out with both Hayley and Mark last night?"
Yeah Istvan is such a player!
by Lay-Lay December 9, 2008
Get the Istvan mug.A position used to provide sexual gratification to a male partner without intercourse wherein the the partners are naked in the 'spooned' position, on their sides, with the man's the one on the outside of the spoon erect penis firmly between the ass cheeks of the woman or person on the inside of the spoon who flexes, and gyrates, effectively twisting, rubbing, and pulling the erect penis to orgasm.
by Sweet July 31, 2003
Get the Istanbul twist mug.Istria is a region in Western Croatia, south western Slovenia, while a much smaller portion of Istria is also a part of Italy to the south of Trieste (Trst). Istria is also the largest peninsula in the Adriatic region. The region was named after an ancient people known as the Hstri. Istria was centuries under the rule of other foreign empires, (notably the Roman Empire, Venetian Republic, the Hapsburg Empire after the Napoleonic wars and Italy during the world wars) until it was recently incorporated by Tito's regime into Yugoslavia after WWII. Since ethnic censuses have being taken as recently as under the Habsburgs, the region always had a Croatian majority, or at least a plurality before most Italians (who are btw many of (not all) of them were imported colonists) fled the region like the cowards they really are after WWII.
Since the advent of Democracy to Croatia, Istria has being a source of electoral annoyance to President Dr Franjo Tudjman and his HDZ (Croatian Democratic Union) fearing that the main regionalist and liberal IDS may further undermine the territorial integrity of Croatia, especially since a third of Croatia was already under Serb occupation. Many Istrians, (including Istrian Croats) consider themselves Istrian first, then Croatian second which is kinda disturbing considering how some of Croatia's neighbours pry for her territory. Due to the popularity of the IDS, Istria County is also the only county in Croatia where two languages are on equal footing. Unfortunate as that situation is, the region is also known as the "Tuscany of Croatia". Istria is also renown for its' great people, great food and a magically picturesque scenery.
The largely southern portion of the region was assigned to Croatia, while the northern portion was awarded to Slovenia based on the ethnic composition of the peninsula. Istria is also currently a flashpoint of a border dispute between Croatia and Slovenia. Those bitches (Slovenes) are actually like Serbs (mountain chetniks) are envious of us Croats and are greedy for more Croatian land, while crying that Croatia is denying them access to the sea. Never mind that International law is on Croatia's side and the Slovenes even refused impartial international arbitration. The bastard Slovenes even took advantage of their temporary position in the EU presidency to settle their score with Croatia.
Since the advent of Democracy to Croatia, Istria has being a source of electoral annoyance to President Dr Franjo Tudjman and his HDZ (Croatian Democratic Union) fearing that the main regionalist and liberal IDS may further undermine the territorial integrity of Croatia, especially since a third of Croatia was already under Serb occupation. Many Istrians, (including Istrian Croats) consider themselves Istrian first, then Croatian second which is kinda disturbing considering how some of Croatia's neighbours pry for her territory. Due to the popularity of the IDS, Istria County is also the only county in Croatia where two languages are on equal footing. Unfortunate as that situation is, the region is also known as the "Tuscany of Croatia". Istria is also renown for its' great people, great food and a magically picturesque scenery.
The largely southern portion of the region was assigned to Croatia, while the northern portion was awarded to Slovenia based on the ethnic composition of the peninsula. Istria is also currently a flashpoint of a border dispute between Croatia and Slovenia. Those bitches (Slovenes) are actually like Serbs (mountain chetniks) are envious of us Croats and are greedy for more Croatian land, while crying that Croatia is denying them access to the sea. Never mind that International law is on Croatia's side and the Slovenes even refused impartial international arbitration. The bastard Slovenes even took advantage of their temporary position in the EU presidency to settle their score with Croatia.
Have you being to Istria before? Boy was it great! That part of Croatia also felt like you're in Italy, with all those bilingual street signs, where there are some local Croats who are even fluent in Italian. Too bad many Istrians don't feel like as though they belong to the rest of Croatia. It also feels like Quebec in a way.
by Super Sayan Kurac April 25, 2008
Get the Istria mug.The city which connects europe to asia (since europe is smaller) which is under control of the Turkish Republic(It is named Istanbul now, not Constantinople) It has the Golden horn and the Bosphorus. It has been conquered in the 1453 by the Turks by superior tactics (read how before you rage) unlike the "popular" belief the Turkish government does NOT oppress the local churches or likewise because the government has no religion which in anyway will have(The Turkish Republic is not an Islamic government. The leaders do not matter!). The Orthodox church is still present in Istanbul. It is a very cultural city in every way because it simply has every culture in it. The Hagia Sophia is still present and is currently a museum (not a mosque). Istanbul is currently is the 3. largest city in the world with a population of 13+ million people (Whole Greece with 11+ million people and the whole turkey with about 73 million people). To sum up Istanbul was the European cultural capital of 2010, and European capital of sports for 2012. It is in the UNESCO world heritage list since 1985. (This also includes the churches and everything inside it.)
Constantin: Damn oppressive turks, ruining our Hagia Sophia and our churches in Constantinople (Istanbul)
Ali: No we aren't why would you think that?
Constantin: Because you do!
Ali: Have you ever been to Istanbul before?
Constantin: No...
Ali: Well you should before you start talking about somewhere you haven't been to before... Wiki doesn't work sometimes eh?
Ali: No we aren't why would you think that?
Constantin: Because you do!
Ali: Have you ever been to Istanbul before?
Constantin: No...
Ali: Well you should before you start talking about somewhere you haven't been to before... Wiki doesn't work sometimes eh?
by EverydayRegularNormalGuy April 26, 2011
Get the Constantinople (Istanbul) mug.