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squirm hump 

"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.
"She squirm humps hella good."
squirm hump by Darsb1tch November 30, 2013
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INCERTO HUMP

The Incerto Hump is a major curvature of the spine resulting in hunched forward shoulders, stiff neck, and a rounded upper back area. (i.e The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

The medical term for the Incerto Hump is Incerticus Humpias Maximus.
That pinner never trains shoulders and now he's forming a brutal Incerto Hump, what a dumbass.
INCERTO HUMP by Shawn Manning August 27, 2007
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Clump Hump 

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.
Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.
Clump Hump by weekend pounder October 20, 2010

twat-hump 

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.
That bitch just twat-humped you!
twat-hump by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011

Unicorn Hump 

Dipping your testicles in barbecue sauce and then nutting, while sticking your dick in a blender and then Turning it on.
"Yo bro that Unicorn Hump was great last nigh"
Unicorn Hump by Fart Master 6000 January 20, 2021

Raw Hiney Hump 

A sexual position while in an orgy, in which you and your best friend try to avoid seeing one another’s penises by having your backs to each other. In the process you bump rumps one to many times causing each butt to become raw and bleeding and thus you are now blood brothers.
The Raw Hiney Hump is a pain in the ass, even hours after you're finished.

Dump and Hump 

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.
Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.
Dump and Hump by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015