hobo on heat

A derogatory term for friends and foes alike.

For maximum effect, pause after saying hobo and lengthen the 'e' vowel in heat.

Falcon: check out that lame AFC

Jimmy: he's such a hobo on heat!!!

by BlueFalcon January 19, 2007

hobo hut

video game term: a small easily defended snipers pearch that usualy has only one entrance or exit. Most examples are only accessable by spaw points or a ladder

bob: huzza I am winning

jim: indeed you are it seams I must retreat to my hobo hut and snipe you

bob: oh my thats going to be hard to kill you up there, seeing as how it is so easily defended

jim: indeed it is

by gangster shoe March 28, 2009

hobo blanket

Peeing yourself to keep warm while sleeping.

I forgot to bring a blanket. Guess I should hobo blanket.

by pimpchimp November 13, 2011

global hobo

Someone who is more focused on traveling the world rather than settling down in one location.

She lived in Boston for a while, and then California, but she also spent a bunch of time in Ireland, the Dominican Republic, and all around Europe really. Man, she's such a global hobo!

by Good Samaratin December 2, 2013

The Crazy Hobo

A sex position in where the man goes total apeshit in the vagina or ass and where condoms are thrown out of the equation

Last night my dad did “The Crazy Hobo” to me which caused deep penetration and copious amounts of moaning all through the night. So forth “The Crazy Hobo” can cause deep pain and lots of regret

by Mr.Wilson X Brittney December 17, 2019

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007

hobo blowjob

The act of receiving oral sex from an individual that wears a paper bag over their head due to their hideously ugly face. Very satisfying as long as the hole is properly cut into the paper bag. Failure to properly cut the hole could result in painful paper cuts.

Mr. Wallet gives a mean hobo blowjob.

by T.J. Duckett April 27, 2006