Joke Hitler

#1: A person who has a history of killing jokes

#2: A person you try to avoid because they kill jokes so much

Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: To get to the other side!
Guy #1 + Guy #2: *Laugh*
Guy #3: Haha, Yeah. Like what was it thinking crossing a dangerous street like that?
Guy #1: heh.... haha
Guy #3: Like, "Hey, look at me i'm a chicken!" haha
Guy #2: *sigh*
Guy #3: I wonder if a cop would arrest the chicken for jaywalking. haha
Guy #1: Was i even talking to you?
Guy #3: ....I'll go back to my hole now. *walks away*
Guy #2: Dude, what a joke hitler.

by Trisepticon 4 July 3, 2009

adolf hitler

a nazi who took over germany in the 1930s and kicked the living shit, literally, out of the jewish people. Fuck you hitler

i saw a memorial of adolf hitler the other day and i cummed on it.

by adalf hatler November 9, 2009

Pasty Hitler

While recieving oral pleasure, you remove the penis and unload on her upper lip, then proceed to pluck some pubes and "paste" them on the upper lip....and don't forget to salute

James was quite proud after seeing Wilma adorned with her new Pasty Hitler

by phrase December 2, 2003

Hitlist

A list one makes consisting of all the people they want to have sex with.

Guy 1: Yo mang, I just added that chick to my hitlist.

Guy 2: Damn, I want to kill her too.

by yoyomang December 27, 2009

the anti-Hitler

A moustache that doesn't meet in the middle, usually because the 'tache owner cannot grow hair directly underneath their nose on their philtrum, where the entirety of Adolf Hitler's moustache was located.

Technically it is two seperate moustaches.

"I am growing a moustache, but because I don't grow hair in the middle, I will have to grow the anti-Hitler instead."

by sportchameleon January 28, 2010

To Go Kill Some Hitlers

Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".

Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.

Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.

Me: Ok.

Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"

by shark1669661 September 16, 2010

Hitler Vegetarian

From Wikipedia and its cited sources: Vegetarianism_of_Adolf_Hitler

A person who only eats meat occasionally, when it fancies him or her.

I don't have meat in my house, but if there is a good filet mignon on the menu, I go all Hitler Vegetarian.

by lambanlaa January 11, 2009