ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

by Allah February 2, 2005

handifagger

A person who is all of the following: handicapped, a faggot, and a nigger.

Dude 1: Dude check out that nigger in that wheelchair hitting on those guys!
Dude 2: He's such a handifagger!!

by Savage J October 27, 2007

handi-capped

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled

I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.

by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010

hanfic

A fictional story written by Hanson fans(fansons)about the band Hanson!!!!!!!

"Avery" was my FAVE hanfic!!!!

by asdfghjklwere April 27, 2006

Handifuck

1. To have sex with one that is handicapped

Did you see that wheelchair-bound chick at the party last night? Yeah, I took her in the back room and handifucked her.

by Red on the Head Fred January 9, 2008

handigirl

A handicapped girl twho has the handipapped placard for parking.

Do you have your handigirl with you?

by me October 8, 2003

Hannie

A noun or adjective. Used to describe something fantastic. or used in place of any noun. Should be used as code to cover up the meaning of a conversation.

I got a hannie of a deal on that dress.

Do you have any hannie?

Hannie on that! see ya later.

Slang:Han, Hannie on that, hannie han

by SUSAN SULLIVAN October 3, 2007