ass-handing 

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

ass-handing by Allah February 2, 2005

Ass Hanging Out Bitches 

1. MHFH awesome players who wear thongs allowing their asses to hang out while being bitchy to one another.
2. Girls who let their ass hang out while bitching about their lives.

At the MHFH sleepover one of the girls was wearing extremly short shorts which allowed her ass to hang out while she was bitching at me for leaving her stuff down stairs. She is such an Ass hanging out Bitches.

Ass Hanging Out Bitches by MHFH Goalie September 22, 2010

hanging ass 

When you're far behind the rest of your squad as you walk through the hometown.

"Where did Tommy go?" "Oh, he's just hanging ass back there." "Well, I guess he won't be there when we tongue punch his Mom's fart box and shit on her nightstand."

hanging ass by Strawberry Shortkake May 31, 2018

Hanging my ass out the window 

1. Doing nothing. 2. Chilling out. 3. Lounging around.

Brad: Hey Dude what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, just hanging my ass out the window.

Hanging my ass out the window by CaptainBigO January 16, 2006