Hooters Flu

The act of going drinking at a Hooters establishment, getting intoxicated and then calling in sick the next day. These flu like symptoms quickly appear after these Hooters visits and then magically disappear two days after said visit. Hooters flu is not contagious and only lasts for one business day.

"John Doe" goes drinking at Hooters Sunday to watch football.

Monday he emails the team:
"I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off"

This is a case of "Hooters Flu"

by KLO_ March 19, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.

Dirty Pirate Hookers all around!

by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

Schoolgirl Hooker

A young lady who should be in class but is turning tricks instead

You're walking down the street when you're buddy says "Whoa, check out that schoolgirl hooker! let's go get a piece of tail!"

by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008

Hootress

A waitress at the Hot Wings dining establishment.

Get over here with my wings, Hootress!

by Duecey 2 October 17, 2008

family hooker

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

Hooker-In-Church

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

by Dave-O Slim September 17, 2005